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synecdoche:

Okay, let’s talk about the GOOP City app. Gwyneth Paltrow designed it because she wanted “a city guide that would be just right for me, like a trusted friend whose opinion you knew you could count on.” I’m not stupid. I know that Gwyneth Paltrow and I are a little different….

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Gwyneth Paltrow talks so much shit, when she has a sore throat she calls a plumber.

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→ I AM GVG: Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week FAQ

iamgvg:

Today is September 8 2011, the “Official” first day of Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week, but with so many pre-shows, parties, interviews, viewings, and castings it seems as if it started a month ago. Around this time of year, I seem to become very popular and all of a sudden, people I have…

ur not gwyneth paltrow. but you might as well be. lmao.

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“We have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature—-all this peppered with really funny jokes. But back in America, I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said, ‘Oh, my God! Are those Juicy jeans that you’re wearing?’ and I thought, I can’t stay here. I have to get back to Europe.” – Gwyneth Paltrow, OFC
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If by “genius” you mean “one who repurposes the same song over and over again.”

Miss Paltrow described her husband as a “musical genius”, as Coldplay is one of the world’s most successful bands.

“It’s like living with Picasso,” she added

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